The Strangest Products on the Web
Weird Haunted Items From eBay
Ever wanted to own something that is possessed or haunted? Well, thanks to Internet auctions, you can. So if you are tired of being spook-free, check these current auctions out.
Haunted Ouija Boards
From the seller: “Ouijas boards! One appears to be very haunted & active. Not for sure which one.”
If there was only some way to ask the spirits which one was haunted…
Haunted Genie Necklace
From the seller: “Up for auction is this Extremely rare Necklace of ALL Powers, this Necklace contains all power types of Genies and Spirits, it also Contains One of the Most Powerful Genies named Alumn Jia, He is over 5000yrs old.”
A 5000-year-old genie? The problem is that Genies only come with a 4000 year warranty.
Haunted Vampire Ring of Sexual Pleasure
From the seller: “So whether you want to enhance the sexual relationship you have with a current partner, lustfully attract a new partner, or engage in extremely erotic self pleasures, then this energy is probably just what you’re looking for.”
Hey, hon, look at this great antique ring I bought you for your birthday!
Authentic Voodoo Doll
From the seller: “This is an authentic and original voodoo doll with black and white pins and instructions purchased in New Orleans at voodoo shop long before the devastation of Katrina.”
I wonder if the Voodoo Doll looks anything like the head of FEMA?
Haunted Antique Portrait
From the seller: “I personally believe something is very weird about this Lady in the Black Dress on this painting since I have had it ! So if you get it, and you DO have weird stuff, that is then YOUR Problem, as you have been told this MIGHT be haunted.”
So if it isn’t haunted, this is probably a waste of money. If it is haunted, then it is “YOUR Problem”. So it is a classic lose-lose situation.
Haunted Devil Ghost instrument
From the seller: “Supposly ‘it has brought nothing but bad luck to the previous owner since he remembers’ I’ve had it about a month now and has been sitting in my Storage room since Other than that thats all I know about it. I have had a few strange things pop up in my pictures since Ive aquired it.”
And apparently it has affected his spelling as well.
Antique Mortician Doctor Bag From Haunted Funeral Home
From the seller: “The item listed in this rare auction is an authentic antique from the legendary ‘Haunted Jacobs Funeral Home.’”
Why does a funeral home need a doctor’s bag? Must have been a really bad doctor.I guess you could use a haunted doctor’s bag as a strange laptop bag. I think that might void the warranty on the laptop, though. Gotta read the fine print there.
Alien Spirit Rescued from New Mexico
From the seller: “After the Roswell crash, a local resident was able to rescue a baby alien from the wreckage before government officials arrived. She cared for it for until it grew into an adult, but as an alien, it still needs some help in staying hidden from a world that would easily be frightened or try to harm it.”
So this is what would have happened if E.T. didn’t find the little boy, but instead found an eBay seller.
Haunted Barney
From the seller: “My name is Anjuli and I am 8 years old. I am selling this Haunted Barney so that I can be free of his power. My big 12 year old sister Sara, who knows about everything, told me that someone on Ebay may want to give him a home but they must be informed of everything about this particular Barney He creeps into my bed at night and I wake up to find him looking at me.”
Her Barney doll mysteriously appears in her bed at night. She has a 12-year-old sister. What a mystery!But if you really want to read something bizarre, you should check out the rest of this story. Very strange stuff.
Haunted Wood
From the seller: “This is a slab of wood from a said to be haunted woods this was cut from a very big old tree that was hit by lighting. I will be cutting more of it in all sizes. Can be used for many things from coasters to clocks. Try one and see if any thing weird happens.”
I guess it’s not true for everyone, but I know exactly what happens every time I get haunted wood.