The Strangest Products on the Web
20 Crazy Hidden Safes
They look like common household items, but they’re not.
They’re places to stash your stuff, whatever that stuff might be …
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Man, I’m thirsty.
I wonder what he has in the fridge … Yeah! An A&W Root Beer … d’oh! |
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Heineken?F*** that s***!
Pabst Blue Ribbon! - Frank Booth |
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These aren’t just the fugliest holiday candles you’ve ever seen. They’re a place to stash your stuff. |
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7 Up Yours?What’s that? You want innuendo with your stash box? Come over here and I’ll give you some innuendo … |
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What the hell’s wrong with this outlet? |
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Living the high life, indeed. |
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Everything goes better with a little lubrication, or so they say.That WD-40 works like magic! |
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Who in their right mind would think to look inside a can of Magic Starch? |
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You want a really really really great place to hide your stuff?A Pringles can just might be the worst. |
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What’s in Coffee Mate, anyway?This thing could sit on the shelf for twenty years before anyone noticed, much less bothered it. |
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Kibbles ‘n Bits ‘n … (you fill in the blank) … |
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Mmmm, mountain fresh purified water … if it’s really mountain fresh, why does it have to be purified? Forget about that, where’s that stash? |
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Pound salt and get me twenty! |
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Whatsamatta …the WD-40 didn’t do it for you? |
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It’s hard to identify the target market for this unquestionably hideous pillow safe … someone’s severely twisted grandma, perhaps? |
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Nice Tommy Knockers! |
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When’s the last time you saw a can of Barbasol in the medicine cabinet? I’ll bet you immediately grabbed it, and tried to unscrew the damn thing to see what was really inside … |
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Damn, my feet itch.Hey, he’s got a can of Desenex!
I’ll bet he won’t mind if I sneak a spray or two … just gotta remember to shake it first … |
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Here’s one that’s likely to sit under the sink unmolested for a good decade or so. |
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Mmmmm … forbidden fruit cocktail … and lord knows what else … |